What are the odds?
The One Thing
You Can Count On
Feeling lucky? When it comes to your drains you don’t need luck. We guarantee Liquid-Plumr® will work or you get your money back. When it comes to other parts of your life, a little luck wouldn’t hurt.
So, what are the odds of…
GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
They say lightning doesn’t strike twice, which is good because the chances of getting hit by lightning are actually a bit higher than you might think. Believe it or not, you’ve got a 1 in 3000 chance of getting struck in your lifetime. Save that one for a rainy day.
LEADING THE FREE WORLD
It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. Some 1 in 10 million to be exact.
BEING AUDITED
The only thing worse than taxes is having your taxes audited. Cross your fingers and hope you’re not the 1 in 175 who gets to meet the taxman in person.
BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE
There are less zeroes in the chance of becoming a millionaire than there are in the number. Don’t hold your breath, but 1 in every 106 gets to live in luxury.
YOU’LL DEFEAT THAT CLOG
With the Liquid-Plumr® Guarantee, 100% of people clear their clog or get their money back. Now those are some odds we can get behind.
